birds

hayiey:

I forgive the Broncos for the Super Bowl

Thank you

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

(via surprisebitch)

rhyse:

where is ke$ha

Kesha*

iOS 8 Predictive Proverb

rhyse:

The only way to get the best thing ever is when you’re in the first half of the day before the end.

The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year.

wecansexy:

katara is an inspiration to us all she was one of the only ones who had hope that the avatar would return and then she ended up banging the avatar. think of katara in times of need

(via rosaparking)

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

(via rexdanielgrossman)

ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

image

image

that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

(Source: umbrhella, via rexdanielgrossman)

(Source: okaywork, via bagelbrother)

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via afl-seniors09)

lungbender:

Me: 

image

You:

image

(Source: tcph, via notjackwhite)

adreianpayne:

twoparenthome:

WHAT


yikes

skittlesoffical:

runingly:

gif:

I CANT STOP WATCHING IT

take 6 seconds of your life to watch this and then take an hour more to relish in it

i love this

(Source: teresagudice, via surprisebitch)