birds

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

(via couldbeteenspirit)

coltongillies:

i need validation tell me i’m cute

u r cute

I hate when people assume that others are the exact same people they were in high school. More often than not people grow up and change all for the better after they graduate.

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via landermelon)

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

(via beckenbauers)

kanyewesticle:


how the fuck did i get here

kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

(Source: kanyewesticle, via surprisebitch)

Still the best ever

(Source: vinebox, via rahrainah)

stupid-fucking-rope:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

What an evolutionary cul-de-sac, jesus fuck..

(via surprisebitch)

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

Everyone loves yogurt that’s so stupid

(via surprisebitch)

westbor0baptistchurch:

*takes copious notes*

westbor0baptistchurch:

*takes copious notes*

(via pizza)

freejimmer:

6 churro selfies