birds

997:

everyday is Tuesday for me

997:

everyday is Tuesday for me

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psyducked:


bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

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did the jetsons ever explain why everyone lives 1500 feet in the air, or are we just supposed to decide for ourselves what hideous calamity befell the earth and rendered our once noble planet unsuitable for human existence

"white people can’t dance"

barking-bozo:

then explain THIS

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(via surprisebitch)

"No one will miss me," "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

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titlefightclub:

this will never let me down

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unclefather:

honey nut feelios

connorkawaii:

reblog if you LIKE video games, if you LOVE video games, or if you have ALIENATED everyone you KNOW because you REFUSE to talk about ANYTHING ELSE

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chickensandwich:

the WORST april fools prank

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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nosdrinker:

it’s Friday everyone we’ve made it